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Guest Seatortuga

Just so you all know.....

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Guest Seatortuga

and I thought I'd come out and say it, because those of us with herpes don't really feel all too frisky once we are diagnosed....I'd do you.

Yeah I said it.

I may not know what you look like,sound like, etc...hell, if you DON'T want me to know what you look like, I'll wear a blindfold. Never had blindfold sex before, so first come first serve if you wanna have my blindfold virginity.

Irregardless, I can cater to anything! Except animals. I don't find animals sexy, just can't get down like that. If you are into animals, you shouldn't be on the forum, you should be in counseling.

If you want me to sing karaoke to Michael Bolton while rubbing butter on hynee, I'm down.

If you want me to strap my ankles to the ceiling fan and pinch your nipples as hard as I can every time I come around, I'm down.

If you want me to lick your toes while you soak in a bath of Jell-O, well, why not?

BTW, this is just for fun...

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Shayna

Thanks girl!

I haven't had a good laugh on this forum in a long time! It's refreshing to read something creative and witty ...this was FaBuLash!!! :lol:

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Butterfly of the Moment

hide n seek naked...thats HOT! You've given me ideas.

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WarriorKing

I just want a home cooked meal. Is that too much to ask? Do you know how to cook anyway?

(everyone - it's an inside joke)

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Guest Seatortuga

Not one old fashioned person on the forum? Well....isn't THAT interesting!

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