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Lookonthesunnyside

Halloween costume dilemma

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Lookonthesunnyside

So, I work at a bar. Fairly superficial atmosphere as far as what kind of girls are hired, how we're expected to look, blah blah. So with halloween coming up I've found out that all the staff dresses up as one common theme. I was super excited and was thinking about all these ideas when I was informed that the theme will be...drum roll please..."sexy occupation".

Honestly, its not surprising but still really annoys me. I am so sick of the whole "I'm a sexy cop...I'm a sexy doctor" cliche halloween outfits for women. I dont want to dress up as a ho!!

Any ideas as to how I could work around this and still have a cool costume? I'm really not into ****ty costumes, I personally think they're lame and unimaginative. (No offense to anyone who will be doing that, its just not my thing)

I need to look decent but I'd much rather do something funny or different.

Any thoughts?

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Now18

Maybe if you somehow turn the "sexy occupation" it into a joke you could make it more creative.

I was a catholic school girl zombie one. I wore a very sexy outfit but made my face look heinous with makeup and had fake blood dripping from my mouth. It was an interesting contrast.

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JoeTheLionWentToTheBar

I was informed that the theme will be...drum roll please..."sexy occupation".

Any thoughts?

Yes, dress like a pimp (weird hat, lousy tie, big sunglasses, and some ugly shoes) not a prostitute.

You'll be the talk of the bar all night long and you won't have to show anything.

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Guest Seatortuga

There are plenty of "sexy" costumes that aren't revealing. How about one of the flapper dresses, with the boa and cigarette holder? Or a nun? I do like the pimp idea, as well.

I had a friend that took a sash, Miss America style, and wrote "Miss Milf 2008" on it and wore a cute little dress, last year. She of course, was a momma though.

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JBnATL

Dress up like a condom

and tell everyone you work for Planned Parenthood.

JB

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kt89

power ranger

what about a power ranger! :o lol totally covered from head to toe in a tight leather outfit n you could wear some bitch boots... completely coverd and still sexy! ;)

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