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Faith through humor

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Humor can always help a bad situation so, sitting in live chat something just popped into my head, wasn't sure where to put it. but i hope this might help someone thats a little down about there situation. I was to. but being here and reading up on the material i know now that yeah it sucks, but it could be worse. so here's a little poem that might put a smile on your face and remind ya that even though it sucks, its not deadly, its not the end of the world, and its not really all that bad. just keep your head high, have faith, and you will survive. It'll only get easier as time goes by.:smile:

Living with H

Ah, my old buddy H, come on in old’ friend.

I was wondering when I'd see you again.

Hey, put down that beer

no one said you can make yourself at home here.

You always were such a pain.

The burning, the itching, that freaking rash,

you know what, you can just kiss my ass.

I still say, I wish you gave me a receipt,

when you gave me your gift.

I'd take that back in heartbeat.

I mean you could have given me a sweater,

or even a cheap novelty tie.

Maybe a new pool stick,

Or some cool new darts

but nooooo, you wanted to be original.

You had to touch my private parts.

Just got one question, why?

I mean is that any way to treat a friend,

especially since you keep trying to steal that beer again.

Ah, heck, take it you old fool.

The only reason I was drinking it was because of you.

But now I realize I have the upper hand.

I won’t let you control me anymore.

From now on I'm going to be my own man.

I know you'll stick around for a week or so,

and then you'll just disappear again,

Just to show up a little later,

when you need something again.

So go ahead and take my beer,

have yourself a little laugh,

and sit in my favorite chair.

I really don't care that you stick around.

But I sure do hate when I know your here.

So can you do me a favor, and while you're at it sweep my floor?

At Least make yourself useful, before you hit the freaking door.

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