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slimjim26

Imagine living in an H community!

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slimjim26

Ok this is just something funny I thought about. What if you lived in large community where everyone had H. Wore shirts with a 1 or 2 or both and arrows pointing up or down LOL!! What are some thoughts of how life would be. This could be a fun topic. have fun with this :):cool:

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Guest BlondeBunny

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I think that would be somewhere I would want to live! You would be completely stress free all the time!!!

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BetterDays

I declare this the Republic Of Herpia...

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melliebellie

Hey I helped you with this idea! Remember, we gotta have the clinic where people can go when they have outbreaks. We'd have a scale from 0 to 10, where 0 = "I'm fine, just a little blister there that's gotta get zapped" and 10= "I need a new vagina/penis." Then, not only in addition to the medications available, we would have a "rent a vagina/penis" area in the clinic (think barbie/ken removable parts). So if you were at the level 9/10, you could qualify first for one of these rentable genitals so you can get back to work. In the meanwhile, your own genitals would go to a sterilization window (similar to what chemists use to clean some of the flasks with liquids that don't go down sinks and reach natural flowing water). When your own is ready, you have to return your rentable genital within an hour (so if you were about to have raunchy dog sex with an elephant penis, forget about that-- gotta get your own penis back).

**NOTE: I SWEAR me and slimjim26 were sober and not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol while coming up with this idea. we were chatting on the phone about this to distract me from being miserable during my first days of OB** :-P

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GntiNh
Hey I helped you with this idea! Remember, we gotta have the clinic where people can go when they have outbreaks. We'd have a scale from 0 to 10, where 0 = "I'm fine, just a little blister there that's gotta get zapped" and 10= "I need a new vagina/penis." Then, not only in addition to the medications available, we would have a "rent a vagina/penis" area in the clinic (think barbie/ken removable parts). So if you were at the level 9/10, you could qualify first for one of these rentable genitals so you can get back to work. In the meanwhile, your own genitals would go to a sterilization window (similar to what chemists use to clean some of the flasks with liquids that don't go down sinks and reach natural flowing water). When your own is ready, you have to return your rentable genital within an hour (so if you were about to have raunchy dog sex with an elephant penis, forget about that-- gotta get your own penis back).

**NOTE: I SWEAR me and slimjim26 were sober and not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol while coming up with this idea. we were chatting on the phone about this to distract me from being miserable during my first days of OB** :-P

Fantastic idea - rentable genitals :dancing2:

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CatsCompanion

We wouldn't want uninfected visitors to feel a stigma, so perhaps the clinic could dispense something to produce, temporarily of course, the classic OB symptoms. :mrgreen: (I haven't found a way to word this that doesn't potentially sound cruel, so let me clear: I'm joking! And laughing at the above posts as I type.)

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TheresALotMoreToMe

LOL - sign me up!:laugh:

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capricorn0

I was thinking something along those lines too. I was thinking wouldn't it be cool if everyone you worked with had it so that maybe your boss could be understanding about why you didn't want to work a certain day if you were feeling blue. like a business that only hired people with herpes lol

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