GAAAHHH double whammy

[Derp]

So, here's my story.

Survive spring break without catching anything. Or so I think. I went to get tested and the Doctor asked me if I ever had any symptoms of herpes. I said no, because I hadn't except one time about a year ago (at the time) I had a little red bump that seemed to be a scab, very small, but I was doing alot of moving around while going commando for a few days. He said that was probably irritation, and I shouldn't worry about being tested for DAS HERP.

Go onto summer. Meet pretty girl. Start having sex together. Both of us say we don't have anything so life is good.

Halfway through summer, have threesome with girlfriend and her friend. Afterwards, she expresses concern that we didn't use protection with her friend because apparently she isn't the noblest of women, if you catch my drift.

Little bit later bumps appear on shaft. DANGIT. Bring it up with gf. Doesn't think they are anything. See doctor. Doctor thinks its nothing really, definitely not warts, probably mulescum. Try to freeze them off, no luck. Warts on pubic hair region. Doc says not genital warts, since genital warts like to hang on the genitals, not the area above it. Freeze them off no prob.

Some more warts appear later at pubic region. Go back to doc. New doc, says those are GENITAL WARTS. Dang. Frozen off. What about bumps on shaft? Doc still not sure. Come back later.

Return, new doc again. Looks at bumps on shaaaaaaaaa-THOSE are definitely genital warts! Who told you they weren't????!!!!

Dang.

Okay, no prob. Put this cream on it for two hours to numb it up and we're gonna zap them off.

Eh, so I have HPV. Sucks, but no big deal. Doc tells me most people have it anyway. Ain't that bad.

Day of the removal comes. My dick is so numb Megan Fox could be riding me and I wouldn't have felt anything. The doctor electro-burns them off. Sucks, but I didn't feel anything really so wasn't that bad.

Now me and chinese political prisoners have something in common, we've both had our genitals electrocuted. Heyyy-oooooooo!

Well, now I think I have to have gotten the HERP. Not from the doctor's office, but the irritation must have caused it to crop up. I have a nice little sore where she zapped one of the warts that looks like every picture online and is oozing. Awesome.

My only hope is that it doesn't hurt at ALL. I mean, I'm coming to terms with the mindset that I have it. Also, gonna go get checked ASAP. But I'm still hoping that maybe its just one of the warts healing funny. Maybe the scab got knocked off.

Although, why this scab got knocked off and decided to start looking like a herpe sore and NONE OF HIS FRIENDS DID makes no sense, but hey here's hopin.

So anyway. That's my story. Sigh. Now my dick is covered in wart scabs and a herpe sore. At least it doesn't hurt. I just want them to go awaaaaayyyyyyy. Also, I need to tell my gf. Thats gonna be the worst part. "Hey babe, I definitely had genital warts while we were having sex. Also, herpes."

Sigh. Any helpful, I don't know, uplifting words or advice or something?

[RealisticGal]

Sigh. Any helpful, I don't know, uplifting words or advice or something?

Definitely go get it checked by the same doctor who originally identified the HPV warts. There is a very good chance that it is just a blister caused by the procedure. Burns cause blisters.

In the meantime, it would be great if you educate yourself a bit about herpes using the links on the right side of this page. You refer to the gal with whom you had the threesome as lacking nobility, but anyone can get the herpes virus. It does not require that one have more than one partner. There are folks who have acquired it with their first intimate partner, who was their new spouse. Please try not to contribute to the stupid social stigma surrounding herpes.

Good luck!

[Derp]

Ah, yes, realisitic gal. You are very realistic. I'm sorry for giving that girl the Scarlet "H" right off the bat.

See? Even *I* have negative connotations, saying the girl who potentially gave it to me is less than noble. And here I am, potentially with the virus myself.

Judge not!

[RealisticGal]

Ah, yes, realisitic gal. You are very realistic. I'm sorry for giving that girl the Scarlet "H" right off the bat.

See? Even *I* have negative connotations, saying the girl who potentially gave it to me is less than noble. And here I am, potentially with the virus myself.

Judge not!

There you go! I didn't have to connect the dots for you --- you reached your own conclusion. Good for you!

Are you going to get back in to see that doc?